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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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A fine romance.

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With no nestlings We might as well play
bridge with our maiden aunts Love

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hasn't got a chance This is a fine
romance

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Oh, it's a sort of initiative test.

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Where's Charlie? He's out on a job.

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Oh, that's terrible.

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Just when I knew him, he's out working.

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Oh,

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it's a better idea altogether.

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A little bit.

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I am, actually.

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Ta -da!

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Not that hungry?

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Well, no, they're getting better all the
time, your cake.

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All the time, really.

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I could be sent to prison for
experimenting on you like this.

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Mike, there's a course I'd like to go
on.

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Well, you don't have to go on a course.

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I'm not really that fond of cake,
anyway.

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Oh, it's a cookery course.

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Well, it's a seminar, really, for
efficiency principles in stock control.

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And it's international, and they need
interpreters, and they've offered me a

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job.

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What is it?

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Worthing.

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It'd mean the weekend away, but the
money's good. What do you think?

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I don't have to ask my permission. I'm
not asking your permission. I'm asking

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you what you think.

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Well, if the money's good.

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You don't want me to go, do you?

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It's up to you.

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I don't have to go.

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All right, then don't go.

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I knew you didn't want me to.

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I said it's up to you.

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All right, I'll go then.

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Fine. Fine.

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More tea?

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Yes, please.

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Mostly blokes, I suppose, at this
seminar, eh?

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Mostly.

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I can't see efficiency principles in
stock control fascinating a lot of

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Why don't I come with you?

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I could do with a few days off work.

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But I'll be working during the day.

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Well, I could bring my bucket and spade.

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It's pebbles at Worthing. All right,
then, just my bucket. I can collect

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pebbles. But I wouldn't want you to be
bored.

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You don't want me to go, do you?

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I do.

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I do.

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I think it's a lovely idea.

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I've been on this type of thing before
and I've never had company.

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You did when you went to Brussels.

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And was that Ben?

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Oh, yes.

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But that was before we... Yes, I know.

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That was a shambles.

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Well, it won't be this...

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It won't be this time, because you'll
have Mr. Smooth along.

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What on earth was that?

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Mr. Smooth's mother has just fallen off
two bales of peat.

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Good afternoon,

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sir. Madam, do you have any luggage?

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Yes, in the back.

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Excuse me, sir.

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This. Yes? The car park is at the rear
of the hotel.

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Good.

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Stick it round here for me, would you?

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You have to get in the passenger side
and climb across.

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So watch your head.

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Mike.

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Hmm?

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When I made the reservation, I
thought... Well, we're Mr. and Mrs.

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Why? Well... Oh, yes.

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Probably just as well.

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Good afternoon, madam. Good afternoon.

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Sir, good afternoon.

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We have a reservation, Mr and Mrs...
Selway. Selway.

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Yes, sir, if you care to register.

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Room 504.

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May I ask if either or both of you are
here for the seminar?

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Oh, yes, I am, actually.

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Ah, then we have a lapel badge and
itinerary for you.

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Selway, Selway.

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Laura Dalton, actually.

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Laura Dalton. Yes.

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I see.

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It's a name I use sometimes. It's a
professional name. Yes, of course.

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There we are, Mrs Stirlway. Laura
Dalton.

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Well, he obviously knew. I'm well aware
that he obviously knew.

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I just don't enjoy all that male
sniggery stuff, that's all.

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Oh, I thought he was rather discreet.

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You, I mean!

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Oh.

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I don't know what you've got to feel so
aggrieved about.

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You're the one who's here working.

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So what does that make me?

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A bit of fun for the weekend?

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I'm the one they'll be sniggering at.

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I'm the one they'll...

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Don't whisper about it.

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Fool.

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Shall I slip into something comfortable?

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I'd sooner you turn that mosaic off.

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Oh, rather.

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Mike, are you sure you're not going to
be bored?

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It's a pretty intensive schedule, you
see. All day tomorrow, half a day

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You don't have to eat with them, do you?
Oh, no.

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Well, we'll see one another for meals.

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In evenings.

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In nights.

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You're making me sound like a dirty
weekend.

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Well, it doesn't have to be entirely
clean, does it?

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I'm glad you came.

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Come in.

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Yes, sir?

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You rang for service, sir?

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No.

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Are you sure, sir?

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Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I did ring.

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Is there something I can get you, sir?

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Well, yes. I don't suppose you could get
a really good bottle of champagne at

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this time of the afternoon, could you?

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Certainly, sir.

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You could have simply told him you
pressed the wrong button.

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Oh, we've already dropped one clanger.
We don't want to get a reputation for

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do we? I wonder how much a really good
bottle of champagne costs.

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I'll do something cheap tomorrow.

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You may have to.

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Good morning, sir.

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Did you enjoy the champagne yesterday?

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Oh, yes.

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Yes, thanks very much.

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What'll it be today, sir? Half a bitter,
please.

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Same again, George?

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Right, sir.

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About ten minutes, old man.

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Sorry? They break for lunch in about ten
minutes.

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Oh.

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How did you know I was waiting?

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Oh, experience.

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Veterans of a hundred seminars, aren't
we, Chris?

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Scarred. Scarred veterans.

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Come and join us, do.

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Well, yes, right, thanks.

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Mike's away.

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David Payne.

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Chris Grover. Chris.

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Cheers. Cheers.

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Why do we do it? Do what? Let our wives
talk us into coming to these things.

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They're the interpreters. It's their
job.

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But we'll get bored when we're not
working, they say.

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We'll have the evenings together, they
say.

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And we fall for it. And here we sit, off
-season ghosts, wishing we were

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stronger willed.

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Is your wife Weedle?

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Yeah, my... No, no.

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No, I volunteered.

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You haven't been married long.

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No.

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Why do we do it? Men of straw.

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Might volunteer.

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Here they come.

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Look here, why don't you and your wife
join us for lunch? That's a good idea.

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Perhaps some of your marital bliss might
rub off.

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Well, no, no, that's very kind, but we
have to go somewhere.

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Out.

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Will you stop bundling me about?

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I do not want to put my coat on and I do
not want to go out and eat.

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The pressure will do you good.

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Did you see?

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It's blowing a gale out there.

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What's so wrong with eating here?

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It's very expensive.

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My lunch is already paid for. Well, I
don't think the food's all that good.

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said breakfast was delicious.

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That was breakfast.

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Doesn't mean to say they won't serve up
an awful lunch. Now, come on. I will not

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put my coat on. Oh, what's the use?

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Mike!

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What on earth's the matter?

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Well... I got chatting to a couple of
blokes down in a bar who are married to

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two of the interpreters here, and they
somehow...

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automatically assumed that I was married
as well.

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And you somehow didn't tell them
otherwise?

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Well, there's no sense in going around
shouting it from the rooftop. I didn't

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mention rooftop.

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Or I could go up and down the prom with
a loudspeaker on top of the van.

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Look, all I'm saying is that if the
subject comes up, why pretend?

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Ah, like you booking it in as Mr and Mrs
Selway. Well, that was different. Ah,

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yes, I thought it might be.

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No, well, I booked it in as Mr and Mrs
Selway to avoid...

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Complications? Yes, well, that's why I
went along with these floats, to avoid

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complications.

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Which is why we're sitting up here
instead of down in the dining room like

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normal people.

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The whole thing's turning into a bit of
a farce, isn't it?

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What? Well, the way things are shaping
up, there ought to be a vicar or a

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maid under the bed.

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I expect our exact relationship is
vitally important to that number of

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Look, let's just have lunch up here.

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It's quite cosy, really.

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And from now on, we'll just tell the
truth.

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How about that?

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Yes. Why not?

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Oh,

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room service, please.

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Room service?

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This is Mr Selway's mistress in room
540.

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Right, sir.

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About half an hour if you're waiting for
your lady, sir.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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The seminar, sir. The afternoon
session's got about half an hour to go.

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that. What's this your lady supposed to
mean?

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Just an expression.

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Why use it on me?

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I'm sorry, sir. I always say it. That's
a damn silly thing to say.

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I beg your pardon. I'll say wife in
future, sir.

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It's not really any of your business, is
it?

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Usual, George.

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Hello, old man. Mind if we join you? No,
no, no. Please do. Sit down.

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I'm trained, sir. Oh, right.

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Thanks. Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have said that. It wasn't fair, really.

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That's all right, sir.

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What's all that about?

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Oh, nothing, really.

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Getting to you, is it?

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00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,640
Well, as long as you don't start
hallucinating.

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I need to wear a decent oven for lunch.

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No, we had lunch in our room, actually.

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Good Lord.

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Very romantic.

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Write books like How to Keep Your
Marriage Fresh.

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Laura and I aren't married.

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Oh. I should have told you that.

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Jan and I aren't married either.

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00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,440
But you said... I know, I know.

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Non -conformists trying to conform.

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What about you?

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Me?

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Oh, yes, I'm married.

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I'm married, all right.

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Not to the girl I'm here with, though.

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Mr. Selway, anywhere?

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00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,470
No, I'm sorry, madam, I haven't. I can
find out for you. No, it's all right.

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00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,190
It's fine. Excuse me, but I just heard
you speaking.

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Yes? Your voice. It is the voice that
has been speaking into my ear during the

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conference. Oh, yes.

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A very attractive voice.

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Oh, thank you.

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Could I ask a small favor?

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Would you say, peut -être, for me?

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What now?

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Please.

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Seems a bit silly.

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Peut -être. There, it's all right.

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You know, I have imagined during these
very boring speeches how your lips would

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form the world.

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They form it beautifully.

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Thank you. Would you favor me further by
saying... Look,

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why have I been bothering to translate
English into French for you? You speak

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English perfectly.

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You know, these conferences can be so
very tiresome.

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So I prefer to close my eyes and listen
to the voice in my ear.

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To imagine the lips forming the world.
The face encircling those lips.

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The body. I don't think we should go on
like this. But why not? Mrs. Mrs.

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Mrs. Dalton. Mrs. Dalton.

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She's just always in the bath.

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Selway, to come over here, please.

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Yes, of course.

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And where is your Mr. Selway?

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Is he perhaps a phantom? No, no, he is
not a phantom.

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He is just coming, and he has a very
nasty temper.

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Especially when he's smiling.

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Well, may the French have a word for
this defeat.

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Hello.

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Hello. Who's that?

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Nobody.

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Just somebody who liked the way I said,
peut -être, that's all.

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Peut -être?

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That's perhaps, isn't it?

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Perhaps to what?

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I didn't say perhaps to anything.

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Well, how is it he likes the way you say
it, then? I was just translating for

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him.

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There's no need to glare.

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Well, who does he think he is?

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Catanova.

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And who does he think you are?

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Your mistress.

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He does, does he? Well, I am. Yes, I
know, but I just don't like the word.

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Oh, there.

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They're mistresses.

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I don't know whether to feel insulted or
flattered.

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Flattered, madam.

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That's how I feel.

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There you are.

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Would your lady like a drink, sir?

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Yes.

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My lady would like a drink.

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Thank you.

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Champagne?

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Half a bitter.

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They're the ones who said they were
married.

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You know, I get the distinct impression
that we're the only respectable couple

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around here.

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Well, almost.

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Shall we go out to dinner tonight?

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The way I see it is this.

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We've already blown half of your pay on
one bottle of good champagne. Why not

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let's blow the other half on another
bottle and have dinner in our room?

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Oh, peut -être.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's
Nashville pubs.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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A fine romance with no nestling. We two
are just as

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prickly as cactus plants.

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Love hasn't got a chance.

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This is a fine romance.